if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
then he tried to convert me to islam
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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