just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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