Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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