i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize