Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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