My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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