I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Gay?
German.
Pity.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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