Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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