butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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