Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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