Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
as a side note pls kill me
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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