chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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