You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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