Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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