Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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