Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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