If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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