i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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