Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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