My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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