dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Randomize
