quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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