so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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