Buhtt sex?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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