the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
