what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
