3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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