i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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