my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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