im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
The Olympian is in my bed
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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