I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Bring me that man meat
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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