Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just found a bag of teeth...
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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