i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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