peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
My cat gives me a boner
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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