I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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