the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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