Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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