i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
What a dumb baby whore.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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