i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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