I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
they're like a gay fantastic four
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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