SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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