Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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