She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize