I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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