i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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