This is not my ceiling
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
