Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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