So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
