Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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