Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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