I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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