would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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