How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Green mimosas i think yes
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Randomize
