that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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