Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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