Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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